Sisolak just now realized he’s up for reelection

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Someone just woke Governor Steve Sisolak up from his nap and told him he’s up for reelection.

Mere days after Stacey Abram’s hypocritical mask blunder, Sisolak has decided to end his statewide mask mandate. He joins a wave of Democrat governors who are just now realizing that Americans across the political spectrum value freedom and personal responsibility.

“Governor Steve Sisolak enacted some of the most burdensome restrictions on small businesses in the entire country,” said RGA Spokeswoman Maddie Anderson. “The only reason Sisolak is ending his statewide mask mandate is because he’s hoping voters forget about his reckless actions now that it’s an election year and he is one of the most vulnerable governors in America. The only problem with this political strategy? The thousands of Nevada business owners and workers who lost their livelihoods under Sisolak’s watch are reminded of his job-killing and business-shuttering policies every single day.”