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Breaking news: Governor Steve Sisolak is giving his final State of the State Address this afternoon! You know, since he’ll be out of a job after November 8, 2022?

Here are just a few important items Governor Sisolak may forget to mention tonight:

  • Speaking of work, the only state with a higher unemployment rate than Sisolak’s Nevada is Newsom’s California.
  • Sisolak pals around with groups who publicly call for defunding Nevada’s police forces.
  • And the only reason Sisolak finally rescinded his statewide mask mandate was because he got some really bad polling back.

“We hope that Governor Sisolak enjoys giving his State of the State address tonight, because it’s going to be his final one,” said RGA Spokeswoman Maddie Anderson. “In a time when Nevadans are seeing their paychecks squandered by inflation thanks to Sisolak’s support for Joe Bien’s failed policies, it’s hard to imagine what fake news he will come up with to fill the hour.”